This is real.
It’s not a bathroom, it’s a PISS GRAVEYARD.
They’re not pants, they’re an ASS CAGE.
It’s not a vacuum cleaner, it’s a CHOKING ROBOT.
It’s not an alarm clock, it’s the METAL AWAKENING.
[via the Toast]
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870
I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.
I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question
omg did u see that ghost
When I saw that and thought it can’t get better
girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy
I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
are dogs even real
James: Lily’s pregnant
Remus: are you serious?!
James: damnit Remus we talked about this
*sirius falls through wall*
Sirius: NO BUT I AM
Sirius: wait what
Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out
THIS UPSETS ME
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