Land of Sweets and Chaos


nicole: 21, loves to bake, forever sewing, forever procrastinating.

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If you know me from other places or in person, this is a personal blog and therefore pretty uncensored. I'll occasionally post inappropriate things or personal posts, disclaimer done.

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kim-kanye-baby:

What a shitty performance…

kim-kanye-baby:

What a shitty performance…

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dylibird:

pinxiedust:

nighte-studios:

ladymatsudai:

timeout-psii:

So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!!

Palette: [x]
Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h

And I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont exist pick again!

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TOP PART OR THE CREDITS

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I may do a thing just for me.

I may do this in the coming days. Gonna’ save it for later.

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lightspeedsound:

nearlybecamehistoric:

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: CHINA

Located in deep in the Guilin mountains, shrouded in mist and frequented by dragons that live in the multitude of winding rivers, the students of the Chinese Institute of Magic don their colourful wizarding garbs every September 1st for their return to school whereupon they are treated to spectacular opening festivities involving, but not limited to: choreographed martial arts performances from their combat professors, an assortment of acrobatic wonders, and “Mystery Mooncakes” specially made for the mid-autumn festival.

#BUT WAIT #HOUSES BASED ON THE ORIGINAL FOUR #THE TIGER THE DRAGON THE PHOENIX THE TORTOISE

#just imagine how powerful their magic is though #they’ve been developing it for almost 2000 years longer than western magic imagine how refined and beautiful

#harry potter being eurocentric was such a fuckin’ waste

#my favourite thing is how those of us who have grow up with harry potter are now saying “no that’s not enough” and are expanding the universe #like we’re all critically looking at the books and realizing everything that’s wrong with them and fixing it ourselves #and idk i think that’s amazing

#they would not have had four houses; four is such an unlucky number in chinese numerology that there would never be four of anything.

#They also wouldn’t have used a tortoise wtf tortoises are shit in chinese mythology

#There would probably be like 8 houses because hello chinese population is enormous there would probably be tons more witches and wizards just by dint of percentages.

#Also I refuse to believe that chinese witches and wizards are like as massively in hiding as everybody else; I mean just look at traditional chinese medicine. You wanna talk eye of newt let’s talk about the various medicinal uses of fucking freeze dried sea cucumbers wtf why is that always the biggest jar at your grandma’s apothecary.

#…Because that’s goddamn right chinese fucking muggles go to the goddamn apothecary wtf you think you’re special, white leghorn wizards

#also fuck quidditch and broomsticks i bet they play games on motherfucking dragons

#can you imagine HOW MUCH BETTER DUELING WOULD BE WITH MARTIAL ARTS

#Defense against the dark martial arts tho

#I bet the sorting ceremony is much more involved and includes astrology charts and chi and shit like that it’s like matchmaking only way more crucial

#I bet muggles fucking love magic

#I bet they gotta be careful and shit at orphanages making sure no accidental Tom Riddle shit happens and like the next dark lord gets adopted by a pair of white gay guys from Santa Monica because that would be hella awkward whoopsies 

 

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graphiteknight:

hobbitts:

art


I made a sequel.

graphiteknight:

hobbitts:

art

image

I made a sequel.

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50 years from now.

  • Man: Oh my god, Grandma, you just fell down all those stairs!!
  • Me: IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
  • Man: Don't move, okay? Jesus, I think you broke your hip!
  • Me: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
  • Man: Grandma, oh my god, I really don't think now is the time for your old Internet jokes.
  • Me: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
  • Man: I'm calling an ambulance.
  • Me: yolo

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

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shiroyuri:

I always have a bad habit of never trying on the few dresses that I make till months after making them when I need them for an event! Yet I decided to try this set here on a few days ago and try to put together a coord~I can’t wait to finally wear it out~ (๑°꒵°๑)・*♡

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moseby:

Can’t believe that I could hold this chip bag with my little woman hands!!!

moseby:

Can’t believe that I could hold this chip bag with my little woman hands!!!

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disneyismyescape:

naughty-chekov:

Yaoi Hans

this site needs to be shut down immediately 

disneyismyescape:

naughty-chekov:

Yaoi Hans

this site needs to be shut down immediately 

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vesley:

vesley:

My roommate and I were just discussing how to stock our fridge this semester and he was like oh yeah we’ll have the best drinks ever ;) and then

image"this is what I meant"

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